Right then, gather round lads. It’s been a proper mad weekend in the Verse, hasn’t it? If you weren’t fighting with the auto-reveal or dodging false virus warnings, you were probably glued to General Chat watching snailbrain drop crumbs about the future like he’s feeding pigeons in the park.

"Bring Tissues"

The big man himself dropped a bombshell that’s got everyone talking. Snailbrain teased that the next major update—coming in a month or two—is going to be a "hard fork." He reckons the game needs to scale through trading, not just managers hoarding clubs in Ghana Division 2. But the kicker? He warned us to "bring tissues." Sounds like some of you sitting on "good deals" from before the last update might be in for a shock. He says it’s all part of the road to decentralization, but I’d buckle up if I were you, lads.

The Auto-Reveal Nightmare

Saturday was absolute carnage, wasn't it? High gas fees on Polygon meant the auto-reveal feature decided to take a day off. LilPimiETuk, kaxuxo, and sirfilipe1786 were fuming after losing matches with default tactics. xayacybergamer even lost his winning streak. Look, we’ve all been there—trusting the tech and getting burned. Snailbrain also had to calm the nerves of Avast and AVG users who were getting "virus" warnings. It’s a false positive, lads—your PC isn’t melting, it’s just the antivirus being a drama queen. Fix is in the works.

FA Shakeup: Renegademind Out

The FA isn’t messing about either. Gevenito announced that renegademind has been removed from the FA for missing votes. "Missing 3 votes without prior notice" gets you the boot. Harsh but fair—if you want to wear the badge, you’ve got to do the work. The court channel is also buzzing about amnesty reversals and banning inactive accounts, so keep your noses clean.

Money Moves & Content Kings

On the brighter side, Protagonist is absolutely swimming in it, topping the earnings leaderboard with a staggering ₷703k SVC this week. SoccerTitan isn't far behind with ₷455k. Proper whales, them two.

Big shout out to the content creators keeping the spirits high. Momentgod dropped Episode 23 of "Journey to the Top," and Nickx (Napoli) hosted a livestream that had everyone tuning in. And congrats to blvck999 for going 6 games without conceding—that’s the kind of "park the bus" tactics I can respect!

Stay sharp, lads. The Hard Fork is coming.