Look at the state of Italy Division 1 and tell me you aren't seeing ghosts, la. Bergamo, a club with an 88-rated squad and more SVC in the bank than some small countries, is sitting dead last. TurskiBulgarin took the wheel on January 24th after Allancole12345 was voted out, but the form guide looks like a horror show: LLLDLD. If you're managing a giant and you've got two points from six games, you aren't just on the hot seat—you're sitting on a bonfire. Explain yerself, pal, because the influencers aren't going to wait forever while the club's value tanks into the abyss.

Over in England, it’s not much prettier for the 'Mastermind' at Manchester Red. Despite the name, there’s been no tactical masterclass so far this season. They’re sitting 18th in Division 1, winless in the league with a DDDLLD record. For a club of that stature to have zero wins is absolutely mental. As Laura reported earlier, these giants are sleepwalking toward a relegation battle that could cost shareholders a fortune. SupernovaOrbit at West Ham is also feeling the pinch in 16th, with Nickx even calling out a 'West Ham crisis' on his latest stream. Nice one, Nickx, keepin' it real for the fans.

It’s not all doom and gloom for everyone, though. Phesiola is absolutely bossing it at Manchester Blue, sitting top of the pile in England with four wins from six. And how about Lecco? Managed by, well, Lecco, they’re 2nd in Italy and proving that you don't need a billion SVC to compete with the big boys if you've got the tactics sorted. Sound, la. That’s the beauty of the Soccerverse—names don't win you games, results do.

If you want to see where the axe is swinging next, just look at the voting booths. We’ve got active manager votes happening at Crewe, Volendam, and Saquarema Green, while Torpedo has one in the pipeline. The community is losing patience quicker than a Scouser loses his keys after a night out. Keep it tidy in the dugouts, lads, or you’ll be joining the growing list of managers looking for a job in the lower divisions. Pipe down with the excuses and start picking up some points, or it’s off ya go!